This microsite exists in order to share a curious story with my family, friends, lovers and gentle readers.
On the fine evening of January 31, 2008, a large and mysterious cardboard box arrived on my doorstep. Five minutes later, my front door exploded from the impact of a battering ram, and my home was invaded by 8 armed men, wearing bulletproof vests and brandishing a piece of paper called a search warrant. I was forced facedown onto the floor at gunpoint, placed in handcuffs and taken to the hellhole of Fulton County Jail. Several sleepless days and nights later, I was released to the street on a $25,000 bond against felony charges of Interstate Drug Trafficking. I've written this to share some facts and to shed some light on a strange journey that few get to experience firsthand. Those of you who know me can laugh, grimace, and cry along with me, at the fickleness of fate and the absurdity of karma. The rest of you can simply make up your own minds.
This is a story.
